Please report me to our local FBI office.

I am demonstrably “angry over Covid-19 restrictions” and should be stripped of access to my computer, investigated for my thoughtcrimes, charged, tried, convicted and sentenced to 10 years of hard labor — at least — as quickly as possible.

The evidence is clear. I’ll even sign a confession. Open and shut case!

For information about how to reach our local FBI office, see this notice from the Department of Homeland Security.

Attention citizens!

Protect your family and neighborhood from people who are angry about Covid-19 restrictions!

Update a couple hours later…potential plot twist:

What if the DHS notice is a cleverly coded message from liberty-lovers hiding inside the federal government, instructing supporters on the outside that the best way to get the federal boot off our collective neck is to gather in massive, mask-free, non-violent crowds at federal buildings?

The tone of today’s press release has a weird Brer Rabbit trickster tone, the more I think about it.

#federalgovernmentsolame